Robert has just failed to kill himself when he hears about a place that will drill a hole in his skull and help him pour out all the bugs. Arianne has been talking to Shiva and knows how to save the world, but she needs Robert to make it happen. If it weren’t for a hot sword-swallowing acrobat and her aging punk rock dad, the path would be clear.
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All she wants to do is dance, but she keeps having to kick people’s asses.
Trigger Warning! If you’ve ever been married to a wildly over-controlling lawyer twice your age, after your parents kidnapped you from a cult, and then become a pole dancing super hero, this book may not be for you. Otherwise, by all means, enjoy!
Do you like yoga? Do you want to learn everything you can about it? I wrote this book as a summary of a crap-ton of research I did over several years into what yoga started out as, how it changed over time, and how it came to be what it is in the U.S. It’s both accessible and academically rigorous. It’s used in several teacher trainings and has received stellar feedback for its straightforward and lighthearted tone. Great for anyone looking to deepen their knowledge of yoga or as a gift for the yoga lover in your life.
Tired of being anxious? This little book is a practical guide to changing the habits of thought and action that can keep us from fully enjoying life. It offers simple and effective relaxation and meditation techniques as well as wisdom from the yoga tradition which provides a timeless perspective.
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